10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks