10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.