10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "No river, no fish."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"