10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "No river, no fish."