10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)