10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio