10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.