10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.