10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is for loners.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.