10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker