10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph