10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.