10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- im going to 2 out you to death