10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "No river, no fish."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack