10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword