10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger