10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• It's Free To Fold...