10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.