10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword