10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05