10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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- It's Free To Fold...