10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.