10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester