10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear