10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)