10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Poker is for loners.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth