10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes