10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--