10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..