10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.