10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.