10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed