10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz