10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."