10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones