10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.