10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Fook the floosh droo!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.