10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• It's Free To Fold...
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You have to piss with the dick you have