10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves