10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.