10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.