10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.