10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.