10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament