10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it