10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is for loners.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"