10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Fold and live to fold again
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!