10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "No river, no fish."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers