10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm