10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."